blossom's numb nose

legal writing was extremely low key. everyone was relieved to have their memoranda finished. it turns out that schneider thinks that mayor blossom DID endure substantial injuries. therefore, it took me only seven hours of work to come up with a completely wrong conclusion. regardless, the class was no problem. we spent a good thirty minutes working alone on some exercises where we had to make a bunch of poorly-written sentences sound better. The sentences all looked a bit like this:

#12 The defendants were extremely instructed by the judge that they must in order to follow the letter of the statute as it was written per the intentionality of the elected legislature, first, to take necessary precautions from further injury causing pain to a person's body; second, being unbiased in their decisions; and never to hurriedly thirdly tell a criminal that he wasn't what was he said he mustn't.