lactation cessation
once again, i have to say that i am enjoying and totally approve of the attempted love connections happening on our message boards... nice to see that theobald has some theoballs, and is trying to turn idle chatter into mutual oral pleasure. if you and your anonymous paramour are looking for a place to get down, i'd suggest the boom-boom room (the little room that shares a window with hunter's classroom).
oh yeah... can we watch?
anyway, good luck theobald, and let us know how it works out for you. and if anyone else cares to post their personal ad, by all means, proceed.
before i proceed any further, can i say what's up to my new friend "Carbozo"? what's up carbozo! great name... it's good to have you aboard.
so i was a little bummed in torts today thinking that we've only got 3 or 4 more classes with big T until the semester comes to an end. it was a fun class, as usual. tony's latest haircut was the shit (props to our classmate who had the balls to ask him what he had to drink!), and he started class off on the right note by pulling some absolute optimus prime shit on the lecturn.
who knew it could do that?
anyway, it was a fun class. sebok's three greatest lines were: 1) "divots in her mind"; 2) "cessation of lactation"; and 3) "zone of ickiness." also great was the image he painted of himself perpetrating a false arrest, battery, and possible IIED against his cat as he forced it into its carrier.
due to the impending legal writing due date, i think that this will likely be my last post until tuesday. i've arranged to have a few friends fill in for me as guest hosts until i get that piece of shit handed in, so enjoy the variety.
before i go, though, there's one last piece of business to take care of...
thank you to all who nominated a classmate to present the laparotomy pad. please cast your vote below for the person you'd like to have give our gift to big tony on behalf of our entire class! we may have a run-off if no one wins a clear majority.
good luck with the memos...
-menlove
posted by menlove @ 1:01 AM
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Regarding the laparotomy pad gift for Sebok:
I’ll wrap it appropriately and leave it on Sebok’s lectern before class on Tuesday (unless I get a better suggestion here). I think we need an appropriate statement of our appreciation (and mild awe) of Tony’s skilz, so I’m turning to Menlove and his cohort for help.
For all of you creative sort, now’s the time to bring your best work. Give me something I can include on a card or note to go with the gift. The only guidelines are:
* It’s got to give Tony his propers,
* Should reference cases where appropriate, and
* has to be something that Tony can read aloud in class.
Those who don’t offer text, vote for the stuff you like and pan the stuff you don’t.
why do it tuesday instead of on the last day of class?
stooopid.
LETS TALK ABOUT SOME LOVE CONNECTIONS WE HAVE ALREADY NOTICED that is more fun
im going to start with that blonde guy with the curly hair and the girl with the long dark curly hair always put up, too bad i dont know their names but they always sit next to eachother
I believe "blond guy with curly hair" is Adam Ness and girl with "long dark hair" is Dory (not sure her last name). Those two are definately into one another- as obvious as the sky is blue (well, it's not always blue...)
ok, enough about adam and dori. let's move on to people we care about...
i totally know such a good one but i wanna see if anyone else says it first
i personally think they are quite cute together and meant nothing negative whatsoever
moving on...what about shireen and the guy with brown curly hair and glasses?
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