Saturday, December 04, 2004

this is it

this will be my last real entry for the next couple weeks. there are a few loose ends i'd like to wrap up, but after that, i'm going to give it my best shot so that i can stick around next semester.

i like BLS, and i like you guys, and it's going to really suck if i have to flunk out after just one semester.

so we had our last torts class ever. i was actually a little bit sad when it ended. as always, it was a tremendous class, and sebok left us with one final immortal line:

"now i know what sixteen inches looks like." friggin' awesome.

but now it's over. it was a great run with a truly brilliant, interesting, dynamic and funny professor. here's to you, professor sebok. you kicked some serious ass this semester.

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for those of you who enjoyed my favorite film clip (no, not careena collins... i'm talking about that kid dancing), i found his website, which features a lot more clips of him dancing, interviews, and so on. so if you're looking for a quick study break, check out: http://www.detoursvideo.com/Elsewhere.htm

so that's about it from me. i may post a periodic update, or maybe some reactions to the exams. additionally, if anything significant happens with princess strawberry margarita, you'll be the first to know. feel free to continue to use the message boards in the mood so strikes you.

here's one last thing for you guys... i wrote this riddle this morning, and thought i'd put it to the test by running it by all of you braniacs... see if you can figure it out:

what am i?

though never both at once
i am both flat and round
i'm at the end of every meal
and once grew up from the ground

though only number 2 for guys,
i'm number one to girls
you surely would be lost
without me in your world.

no matter how i kiss your ass
you can see through my hollow heart
and without even a thought
you tear me right apart

what am i?

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good luck on finals, everyone. stay sane.

8 Comments:

At 4:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another good quick study break... Here's the clip from the prank that Yale played on Harvard last week. Pretty clever stuff:

http://www.harvardsucks.org/

 
At 8:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that was an easy one, it's toilet paper

 
At 2:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, that was a pretty clever riddle, menlove, and an even cleverererer solution. dd

 
At 1:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Twas the night before finals, and all through the school
every student is praying that Pitler's not cruel
Our outlines are made, Dressler not to dismay us
and send wisdom and knowledge of act and mens reus

Law students are tossing awake in their beds
while complicitous plots repeat in their heads
A with a gun, and B with her knife
importuning away, then taking a life

Is it murder, manslaughter, or negligent-cide?
Who will be questioned? Who will be tried?
With answers unclear, the outlook is bleak
for the half of the syllabus we covered last week

But, mates! Crim's not the end, nor torts nor civ pro
we're all coming back to joralemon two-five-and-oh
Our professors will lead us, to fortune, or fame
so give them a shout out, call them by name!

Now Pitler, Now Sebok!
Now Solan and Hunta!
On Schneider, On Ressler!
On Twerski and Hella!
To the top of the class!
To the top of the world!
Now knash away, cash away!
Dash away all!

 
At 3:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bravo!!!

 
At 1:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

very close. but it's actually the toilet seat cover menlove uses on a certain unmentionable floor of an unmentionable building when the deed just has to be done.

 
At 1:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i agree the about the test. seems like number one purposely made no sense so we would waste tons of time on it. i hate.

 
At 11:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

does anyone know if ryan lewendon is single?

 

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