Tuesday, February 01, 2005

my wonderful classmates - redux!

though i'm swamped in work for this one-credit hour class of mine, i'd be remiss were i not to take a few minutes out of my evening to continue this semester's edition of "my wonderful classmates!"

going again through the nominations you all sent in, i could not help but notice that something like 70 or 80% of them cited a nominee as being "hot," "a hottie," or "hot as hell," sometimes all for the same person.

it seems like spring is already in the air, and that we have all officially become a bunch of low-down, licentious, libidinous, horny, bawdy, randy, raunchy, ribald, and downright theobaldian animals in heat.

right on!

however, don't think that hotness alone will merit selection for this semester's wonderful six... as yesterday's picks illustrated, it takes more than just a pretty face to get your portrait blown up to horrific proportions on the pages of menlovian.

that being said, let's get to the festivities. today's wonderful folks are a pair of ladies who hail from section 8. strangely enough, as i was going through the facebook to get their pics, i noticed that they both also went to school at UC santa barbara. must be a nice place to spend one's undergraduate years.

did they know each other in california? do they know each other now? these are not questions to be answered by menlove. my job is simply to faithfully collect, synthesize and share your nominations, with minor editing for clarity, of course.

so without further ado, here they are... two more wonderful people in our class!


wonderful person #9 : Alana Paull

Example

emerging this semester as "a genuine academic all-star," alana's classmates say that her "intelligent" classroom contributions "make sense" and "help other people to understand the stuff better." "i constantly copy her notes in class since she's so smart," the only drawback being that she "types something like 70 wpm." alana's intellectual prowess "extends beyond the classroom" as she is "pretty much an ideal study group member."

guys rave that alana is a "total hottie" "with a smile so nice, it makes me glad i got rejected by columbia and nyu." her "cool persona" and "warm personality" make her an "ideal friend who will someday make a terrific lawyer."

while she is "really fun to chill with," and "always able to cheer up a friend in need," alana is also a "fascinating" person with "diverse interests." "fluent in both french and italian, and conversational in bulgarian of all things," alana is a "one of a kind" "classy" and "silly in all the right ways."

so here's to you, alana... looks like you're a perfectly wonderful person!


wonderful person #10 : Adria Bouskos

Example

lauded by the guys as an "unbelievably hot" "show stopper," andria was another oft-nominated wonderful classmate. fans admire her "scorching hot wardrobe, even when it's ten degrees outside," and proclaim her "the only reason i go to civ pro anymore." one fan gushed that being around andria "makes every day feel like springtime."

those who know her best say that she is "much more than just a pretty face" andria's "daring personality and fearless approach to life," is coupled with an "outgoing and engaging personality," all adding up to a "totally kick-ass" "adventurer" who enjoys "cliff diving, sky diving, scuba diving, and go-kart racing."

if you get to know andria, you'll find her to be "really nice" person with a "sensitive soul," who "turned out to be one of the best friends i ever hoped to find at a law school." that andria "knows how to work hard, and knows how to have fun" makes her a "well-rounded" and "basically awesome" person.

here's to you, andria... you're officially wonderful!

9 Comments:

At 1:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alana reads Menlove all the time, I hope to see the look on her face when she finds out how wonderful she is.

Alana, did you ever find your property book?

 
At 1:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great choices, Menlove! The Alana/Andria/Kathrine trio is Section 8's ticket to the prize of hottest section ever at BLS!!!

 
At 1:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't forget that cristina vargas... dayum!!! come to think of it, there are like ten really attractive ladies in section 8. aw yeah...

 
At 2:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree, Vargas exudes a superior, sultry vibe. But I'd be happy to get with pretty much any of the women in contracts class. That's the advantage of that crowded, U-shaped room: great place to let your eyes wander while Poser sets up and revises his hypos.

Also must mention that I'm sure a lot of what people told Menlove in the nominations was B.S., such as Alana speaking bulgarian?!?? And it looks like our poor menlovian friend fell for it, hook line and sinker.

That being said, I will always cherish the image of Andria racing a go-kart, wearing a sparkly gold helmet, weaving in and out of those miniature orange traffic cones.

 
At 5:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have no idea who they are. I guess I live in a bubble.

 
At 1:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good choices, they are both really nice people.

Is it just me, or is Poser getting more difficult to follow lately? Or is it just that the class is getting harder?

 
At 2:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can't wait to return my nutrients to mother earth!

 
At 4:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, yeah I did find my Property book. I'm somewhat embarassed to admit that it was hiding in the back of my locker, hee hee, that little sucker can weasel it's way into pretty tight spots. Thanks for asking!
-Alana

 
At 4:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey i heard that alana didn't get her prize for telling beryl to slow down. what's the dillio? give the girl her rightful property.

 

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