somethin' for the ladies...

i can't believe that people are starting to read this crap... get to work! believe me, none of this will be on the bar exam. if you must waste your time here, i'd suggest that you do it on mondays and wednesdays around 10 a.m. so you don't miss out on anything important.

thanks also to those of you who have been posting feedback. keep it up, and tell your friends, or tell the weird-o who sits behind you in torts, or that hottie who sits by you in civ pro. i'd love to get as many voices on here as possible.

speaking of voices, i've got a special message for all the ladies in the class:

ladies, can you hear me?

i said ladies, can you hear me???

i can't hear you!

i mean i literally cannot hear you. why do so few of you talk in class? now i'm not talking about the socratic action. that doesn't count. i'm talking about putting your hand up in the air, waving it around like you just don't care, keeping it up until you are called on, and proclaiming, "i am strong! i am invincible! i strongly disagree with the comment made by the cro-magnan idiot who just spoke!"

i kept a little informal tally this week in class. between crim, con law and torts, only THREE of the sixteen people called on were women.

can i hear you say "that ain't right!"

that ain't right! never before have i been surrounded by so many smart, talented, and eloquent women, yet all i hear is the same old cock-a-doodle-doos, day in and day out.

so this is a call-to-arms to all the women... know this: you are smarter than we are, and you are more reasonable than we are. i want to know what you think. your silence detracts from the quality of everyone's experience.