Wednesday, March 09, 2005

hotties

hi guys...

on the message board, someone brought up the topic of hot guys in our class. are there a lot of hot guys in our section? or is there a lack thereof?

i'd say we're a pretty good looking bunch. i know i'm friggin' cute. and when i look around the room, i'm constantly blown away by all those handsome faces, but maybe that's just me. i'll leave this one up to you all to figure out.

ladies? gay men? aesthetes? what do you think?

also on the message board, someone asked about the charity thing: "To clarify: Is your offer above asking for performance or a PROMISE to perform?" to tell you the truth, i'm a little bit behind on my contracts reading, so i really can't say. if anyone cares to explain to me what the difference is, then perhaps i'd be able to answer that question.

finally, someone asked about what the charity will be. i'm about 90% sure that i've picked out a great one:

check it out here.

no, seriously, i'll be announcing the real cause tomorrow. i've pretty much got it picked out already, but i need another day to make sure it'll get us the most bang for our buck. i'll let you know as soon as i do.

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i really should get back to work, as i'm not nearly done with contracts for tomorrow. however, before i go, i've got to say that i've been rather amused with all of the guessing that's been going on recently about my identity.

it makes me curious to know how many of you have actually figured out who i am. therefore, if you have a spare moment, why not email me at menlovebls@hotmail.com, and tell me who you've got your money on as being the "real" menlove. if you wish, you can tell me your top two or three candidates.

there may be a prize in it for the winner. let's see how well you do.

16 Comments:

At 4:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about Aaron Warshaw? He's a hottie...especially after you talk to him; but I know he has a girl - respect.

 
At 9:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that Jeff Chubak is hot. And I swear, I'm not him.

 
At 11:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

RE: tiny girl in section 7. Please be more specific, we are sitting here in contracts trying to figure this out.....

 
At 12:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Though i'll have you know, none of us wants to be "creamed" on. Maybe that's how things work in section 8/9, but it doesn't fly here.

 
At 12:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

George from Section 7 is hot, but I hear he's married and has two daughters.

 
At 2:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now we're sitting in civ pro,
Every last one of us is a hoe.
From creaming a girl in section 7,
To legal terms that were made in heaven.

If you want to see my big bulge provision,
Let's go to a place with no supervision,
And if you ladies think that my face is cute,
You might as well see my long-arm statute.

Which tiny girl in 7 makes you want to cream?
Who knows? She just might bring truth to your dream.
Reveal! Reveal! Don't just flog your bulge,
Don't keep it a secret. You just might indulge.

 
At 2:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now we're sitting in civ pro,
Every last one of us is a hoe.
From creaming a girl in section 7,
To legal terms that were made in heaven.

If you want to see my big bulge provision,
Let's go to a place with no supervision,
And if you ladies think that my face is cute,
You might as well see my long-arm statute.

Which tiny girl in 7 makes you want to cream?
Who knows? She just might bring truth to your dream.
Reveal! Reveal! Don't just flog your bulge,
Don't keep it a secret. You just might indulge.

 
At 4:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

re: hot girl in sec.7:
I honestly thought it would be obvious. And I also never said I would cream on her, just that she makes me want to cream, which is a natural thing that would be done with the aid of the facebook in the privacy of my own home.
Ok, since I don't know her name and don't stalk her I shall proced to describe her. In Civ Pro she sits to Gora's left, about 2-5 rows up. She wears glasses and tight clothes, has long brown hair. Also, I could bounce a quater off her stomach. I also imagine that her liver would go well with a nice Chianti and her hair could be woven into a fine and durable rope.

Im also probably jk about the last part.

 
At 5:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh. her name is kristin/kristen i think.

 
At 5:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

speaking of things bein tight, have you seen her ass? so sweet. she is hot. but honestly dude instead of sayin she makes u want to cream, u could just approach her and see if shed be up for some real play

 
At 6:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

isn't she engaged?

 
At 6:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to wait until I learn what the legal limits of sexual harassment are before I approach anyone.
Btw.
Can you defend against a sexual harassment suit by claiming "attractive nuscence"?
They make people put fences around pools and a beautiful woman is at least 50 times more inticing.
- not guy lusting after sec 7 girl

 
At 6:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know, one of the beauties of menlove, is the anonymity. i think deep down, we all enjoy revealing our own and viewing others dark secrets. this board has ranged from critiques of professors to political views to romantic interests, and 99% of them are made anonymously. granted, there are a few of you who reveal yourselves in posts, but don't forget that part of the mystique of menlove, and even blogs in general, is to hear what people think/see that you wouldn't normally know about...

and by the way, if the guy who likes the petite girl from section 7 were to approach her, somehow, i don't think it would work out. "hi. i'm the guy from menlove who wants to cream on you. i don't know your name, but i often jerk off to your picture in the facebook. you wanna go out on a date sometime?"

something tells me you'd have better luck convincing justice scalia that giving your gay lover a rimjob is a fundamental right....

 
At 7:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

not to sound overly simplistic, but it would be possible to approach someone without revealing the fact that you're the creamer. there are better pick up lines than that

 
At 9:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, we could always ask menlove. i mean, he has managed to keep himself unknown for this long, so i'm sure he'd have suggestions for approaching the little hottie without revealing your identity, Mister Creamer. Any suggestions for our lustful friend?

 
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